an extremely emotional tale told entirely in screeches and grunts
(Source : frufrou-deactivated041901234134)
During dismissal at work 2 parents came up to me asking if I was related to future cuz we “look alike” -_- I’ma need everybody to chill
I guess you can say, they were tryna “tell you how it was”
square up bryan
They were just being honest?
did they both ask you at the same damn time???
*wide awake as I scroll past your weak ass selfies*
this dude got premade cards for this bitch
Favorite story ever
(Source : tetsuoatehimbread)
this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play
why did the semen cross the road?
i wore the wrong socks
(Source : milch)
Mostly posting this because of my thirst, I can’t lie.
Going straight in my hoops tag
She so fine
(Source : brainfried)
when white people wear bindis for fashion
so this guy met perez hilton and
you can see his feelings get hurt so much lmaoo
the only time i get on my knees is to……….. pray
that a dick lands in my mouth
(Source : cumfort)