#i wanna give head so bad
its ironic how people who think theyre ugly won’t date ugly people
This could be us but u playin
i’m laughing way too hard it’s only 8 in the morning
black porn wild bruh cameraman got a text message and he deadass pulled out the phone to read the shit
440 lb virgin sends lover through wall and to ER for his first time
you fuck ya girl everyday she be like
"bae please, stop, i swear i’ma act right"
her soon as yall break up
"you black ass, weak dick, baby stroke havin, 2 minute nut bustin muthfucka!"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO nigga please.. I have thrown down MANY an award winning performance while having mediocre-to-awful sex with a man because AS WOMEN WE’RE TAUGHT TO PANDER TO YA’LLS WEAK FRAGILE EGOS ESPECIALLY IN THE MOMENT DURING THE SEX..
EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS BIG YOU CAN GET IN IT AND SHE WILL ADJUST TO YOUR SIZE AND FEEL NOTHING..
EVEN IF YOU LAST DURING SEX YOUR STROKES CAN LAND AND LAND AND LAND AND NOT KICK UP A SINGLE SENSATION..
AND YOUR DICK IS NOT THE END ALL BE ALL OF SEX.. FOR MANY/MOST HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN IT’S A WEAK APPETIZER..
Niggas out here thinking the dick is all powerful and got the most lackluster sex imaginable.. Straight women deserve better than an entire sexual encounter that revolves around putting your dick in an orifice..
Shut this shit the fuck up.
Can’t take a damn joke.
I think we can all see why she’s not really finding this funny, this is sexist and matriarchal, and I won’t stand for it!!
if you need a jack hammer fitted with a dildo or fucking machine to donkey punch up a single sensation, or rather just see a doctor, that’s on you!!
This gotta be a april fools joke. you drunk???
this was a real scene from a real australian movie
EVERY TIME THAT FUCKING LIZARD SHIT STARTS SCREMAING I ALMOST HAVE A STROKE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
FUCKING LIZARD OMG
(Source : sshibe)
this is what happens in fighting game tournaments when you want to be polite but your super excited on the inside.
I wanna go to these… Fighting game tourny’s
Start pickin up random dudes
There are a surprising amount of not bad looking guys at these things
my question is why do you neutral jump on wake up with sagat against abel? who the fuck?
(Source : nicolas-chocolat)
My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise